the face of parenthood
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD
You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?
nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes
I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.
Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.
I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl
Send me a ♬ and I’ll shuffle my iTunes and whatever song pops up, I’ll use the first line as the starter.
i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is
it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero
It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him
he even becomes the actual villain
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dashThe turtle one
If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”
"Hey baby so listen yo-"
"Sweet mother Sweet mother send your child unto me for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."
'What's cookin', good looki—'
'I have a sudden urge to flip that table, but I'll have to hold off on that'
GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE
i swear i try not to reblog it….but is there is something i cant resist of it
going back to school more like
thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry
Disney girls - Human
some are not actually humans but you get the message
"Wait, you spoke with my uncle?"
I DIDN’T HAVE TO CLICK PLAY TO KNOW THAT WAS COMING
Adorable baby deer tailing its mother